Tropical Thunder

I’ve written before about the great farm we get our coffee and macadamia nuts from.  Tropical Farm is in Kaneohe and it takes us 30 minutes to drive there but the coffee is so good that we don’t mind.  They grow and package all the mac nuts and coffee right there on the farm.  Not only do we love the coffee, visiting the farm is always nice because it’s kind of festive and welcoming.

There are always tour buses coming through.  And once K and I noticed that they did hourly tours of the farm.  While K’s family was here, we took one of these tours.

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It was weird!  I mean I found it really weird.  K thought it was fun.  But it made me kind of depressed.  Mostly because the performers/tour guides seemed to really be tired of the whole schtick.  Imagine giving the same tour 5000 times, growing tired of it, then having to give it another 5000 times.  Our tour felt like the one after that.

They drove us around the farm on a little green bus.  The farm itself was so beautiful: birds of paradise, guava trees, coconut trees, mangoes…all manner of greenery and fruits.  But the little green bus was spewing so much exhaust that I could only smell the fumes.  And the driver would drive by long palm fronds that would smack you in the face because there were no windows on the bus.  I couldn’t tell if he was doing it to be funny, passive aggressive, or if he just wanted us to feel the like anything could happen.

Next they brought us to a stage/pit.  He made fire from rubbing two sticks together and then another guy came out and started doing tricks with the fire.  I couldn’t help but wonder what this had to do with coffee or mac nuts.  He then showed us how to open a coconut with a sword…actually, a spear then a sword.  At one point the fire starter said, ‘I hate my job’.  I couldn’t tell if he was joking.  And if he was, I don’t know why that’s funny.  For the finale we took a twirl around a man made pond on a big boat/canoe.

The guy giving us the tour, despite his traditional polynesian costume, had a whole Benny Hill style act.  Lots of innuendo.  Which again, I found oddly out of context.  I think I would have rather seen the room they pack all the delicious mac nuts in and what measures they take to ensure freshness.

The people on the tour were almost as bad as the tour guides.  At one point the tour guide stopped the bus and asked if we knew what a guava was.  Duh, who doesn’t know what a guava is??

From the seat behind me a haole says, ‘no’

So the our tour guide hops off the bus to pick us some guava and says, ‘do you want to try guava?’

From the seat behind me haole says, ‘no’

Sheesh. Then why are you here?  It was all in all, kind of sad.  I kept the guava for awhile.  I didn’t eat it.  But I like it as a jam.  None of this experience changes how I feel about Tropical Farm.  I will go there again and again.  But I think that they should rethink their tourist offerings.

Aloha nui loa

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I did my reading on Thursday!  It was so great.  I was so nervous but ultimately it was cathartic.  K did a run through with me at home and he gave me some great notes.  I think he’s a natural director.

Amalia put out a serious spread together for the pre-reading reception. I brought ginataan and it was mostly finished by the end.  The reading had a very intimate vibe.  I really enjoyed it and am very glad Michelle invited me.

K’s family came.  So did Sarah, Steven, and Seth which was very awesome.  There wasn’t anyone else in Hawaii that I cared to have there.  It was complete.

Sarah and Steven gave me the lei in the picture.  It’s a puakenikeni lei.  It’s so pretty but it’s also very very fragrant.  I have it hanging on the lampshade by our bed.  At night, three days later, I can still smell it.

Just the facts ma’am (LP)

K’s family arrived last week.  We planned some activities in Oahu and a trip to Kauai.

Our first big adventure was a sunset sail on Island Dream Catamaran in Oahu.  We were the only ones on the boat.  We saw a double rainbow and a slow burning sunset.  I’ve never watched a sunset like that before.  Maybe the last time I saw something comparable was on the dock of West Peak Inn in Honduras.  I think sunsets are best enjoyed quietly.

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Two days later we set off for Kauai.  Checking in at the airport I stood behind a woman with beautiful flowers in her hair.  Her name was Martha and she was on her way to the Merrie Monarch Festival in Hilo to watch her daughter dance.  I told her the flowers were pretty and asked if I could take her picture.  She said yes then reached into her bag and gave me one of my own (along with two bobby pins). I will always remember Martha for giving me flowers when I needed them.

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We arrived in Kauai and my first thought was that I loved it, that I could live there for part of the year.  Maybe even longer.  A lush warm island, it smells like wood and nuts.

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We stayed in Hanapepe in a doctor’s house.  He rented us half of his home, which was three floors and and five rooms with a living room. After we settled in we mistakenly headed for  Hanalei/Princeville thinking it was close enough to drive for dinner.  It took three hours.  We raced down the one dark highway hoping to reach the North Shore before all the restaurants closed (as we hadn’t eaten since breakfast).  Thankfully we found Postcards in Princeville.  We made it 15 minutes before their last seating.  The environment was leisurely.  The service warm.  The food delicious.  I was pretty sleepy at the time so I don’t really remember my meal except that it was Ahi and it had macadamia nuts. And I liked it.

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This first trip to Kauai was characterized, for me,  by the awesome people we met doing all the activities we did.

We booked the Waterfall Tour with Safari Helicopters.  At Safari Helicopter our orientation guide on the ground, Sherell had us laughing the whole time and made the periods of waiting zip by.

The tour was spectacular of course.  Sometimes I would slip into feeling like I was watching TV because the ride was so smooth and the view so overwhelmingly beautiful.  But at the end of the tour as we flew over the Napali Coast, the helicopter glided down into a valley surrounded by towering cliffs.  At one point all around us were waterfalls.  It was so beautiful I wanted to cry.  It was so beautiful that I decided not to take a picture.  But here’s one of the Napali Coast instead.

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Our lodging was on the south end of Kauai in Hanapepe as I said before.  If I could do it again,   I would probably stay closer to the North Shore.  Hanapepe is charming and small--billed as the biggest little town in Kauai.  On Friday nights they have an art night for the little galleries along one charming road.  They open their doors late and apparently serve wine etc.  We didn’t really get to explore Art Night. It seemed very nice and community based.  But it didn’t feel entirely welcoming.  We walked into a couple of galleries and then headed home.

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The doctor who rented us the house told me to make sure to have dinner at Hanapepe Cafe for the only night they serve dinner (the same night as Art Night).  I’m really glad that I experienced it because I don’t know that I’ll go back there when we return to Kauai. The restaurant itself was very comfortable and the food was delicious.  I had Ono in a lemon butter sauce with purple yams and grilled pineapple.

Later that night we went to The Point at Sheraton in Poipu to visit Sarah who was there coordinating their dance party. We didn’t stay long.  Just enough for one drink and some talk.  Albeit short, seeing Sarah gave me a big boost.

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The next day was breakfast at Kalaheo Cafe then the Wiki Wiki Zip line tour with Just Live.  It was a fantastic day.  Not only because I was able to face some serious fear of heights issues, but it was cathartic.  After the zip lines, we all attempted their rock climbing wall.  I made it to the top.  It was exhilarating.  What made it extra rewarding was the passionate support that the  instructors  provided.  Particularly Nikki who’s like a zip line angel–awesome energy.   Just Live’s focus is team building for youth.  You can tell by the way they handle everything that they’re probably very good with kids.  They’re reassuring, informative, kind, and most of all fun.

After the high of that experience we didn’t want to just go home.  We headed to Poipu Beach which we had only seen in the dark.  It wasn’t dark this time.  I think watching the sunset at Poipu was the most relaxing thing I experienced over those five days.

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The next morning K and I had alone time at Gaylord’s for breakfast.  Awesome buffet.  Loved it.  Very rejuvenating.

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It’s pretty incredible the things that we did in such a short period of time.  The very next day we went for a three hour ATV tour with Kipu Ranch.

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I loved driving the ATV.  At first it was really scary but that quickly dissipated.  Our guide Cody was very fun.  We saw peacocks and pigs on the trail.  And at one point a cow ran right in front of my ATV.  Our trip to Kauai consisted mostly of pre-packaged tours.  I normally steer away from packages.  I assumed the ATV tour would be a bunch of tourists riding around on a carefully tousled field with some rock obstacles created for us to drive over–and maybe that was the case.  If it was, I was definitely fooled.   We rode 13 miles down into a spectacular valley and up to an elevation of 11,000 feet.  Cody stopped along the way and shared the mythology of some of the awesome natural sights.  For me, the most powerful part of the whole day was reaching the end of the trail.  Cody had us walk up onto a little plateau and look out over the most beautiful beach cove, Kipu Kai.  No one was on it.  The only way to get to it was by taking the ATV tour or by boat.  From where we stood you could see the waves rhythmically reaching the shore but because we were so far away we couldn’t hear them.  It was like watching a living breathing giant.   I’d like to go back there again.

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Living life in the fast lane

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There have been a lot more geckos around lately large ones in particular.

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When I look out at the patch of greenery in the back yard, many of the leaves are shivering with geckos hopping back and forth.  Yesterday we took the car to get some gas and K found a fugitive on the trunk of our car.

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I tried to get it to jump off and  away from the cars pulling up to the gas pumps.  But instead it jumped down and then back up on the tire.  I hope he/she survived against the odds.

Lei-ville

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K’s family arrives tomorrow for a two week visit.  Wow 😀 So we’ve been preparing for a few days now: cleaning, doing laundry, running errands, planning meals, and buying grocieries for an army.  We wanted to get special leis for their arrival.  Until now we’ve swung by the little stands at the airport whenever we’ve had visitors.  Today we went to Wantanabe Floral because I’d read that they have the biggest selection.  One of the leis we got was like the pretty one I wrote about recently.

Incidentally when we were doing our Meals on wheels route the other day I saw a lady walking a dog that was wearing a lei custom fit to his collar.

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Jodanzo

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K got his haircut by Joe Randazzo at J Salon today.  He trimmed my bangs for me since I recently had a haricut.  I like Joe.  He lived in NY for a period of time and there’s a shared sensibility that I really appreciate.  He asked me how I wanted my bangs to look.  I told him and in five minutes, voila.  Done and done.  Bangs make a gigantic difference to my face.  I feel more like myself.

On our own

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We did our Meals on Wheels route on our own this week.  We didn’t see Gladys at the pick-up point which was kind of sad.  We were looking forward to seeing her again.  The route took us a long time for some reason.  And the senior lady K felt a small connection to was busy being read to by a neighbor.  So we made all of our deliveries with minimal interaction.  It doesn’t seem like much, driving around and delivering frozen food, but I was dog-tired at the end.  I think it’ll probably get easier as we get more familiar with the different addresses.